Smacktitude 

A form of measurement which measures the level or state of mind that is achieved by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

All the liquor that Charlie consumed has helped him achieve a new level of smacktitude.

Smacktitude by James Lukban January 29, 2009

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

Smartitude 

Being very intelligent.

Boy, that guy has a high level of smartitude.

Smartitude by Tom Kucera June 25, 2006

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

smattitude 

attitude that will get your ass smacked.

You wanna give me smattitude, go ahead!

smattitude by Darren Mosher January 2, 2008

skanktitude 

The condition of being a skank or having skank-like qualities.

"I dislike being in the presence of her skanktitude"
"Her skanktitude is overwhelming"

skanktitude by Manwayla March 11, 2006