Smack List 

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

Smack List by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Smacklis 

1) a hot girl
2) a girl who can sing and is very sexy
3) a girl that has all power over you secretly because of her sexiness

1) "Dam Johnny your girlfriend is so smacklis"
2) "I wish I marry a smacklis when I grow up"
3) "Mary is so hot, I would do anything for her, she is such a smacklis"

Smacklis by smacklis lover March 2, 2009