slytherin ah one of the great hogwarts houses they are known to be cunning determined and resourceful I am a slytherin myself and it is the best house
by h0gwart3 May 12, 2022
draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!
by jackson, j May 4, 2006
Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).
by angel.of.light. May 31, 2009
That fake slytherin is a hoe
by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020
I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.
by Cynical Bry Bry July 3, 2018
by Itsyaboi27 April 11, 2017
I'm a pansexual slytherin
by DryAsshole September 15, 2017