Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Purple Slurple

The act of slurping until its purple, purple slurple.

James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!

by genemutant November 7, 2023