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1.
Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.
Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.
by !david clarke! May 29, 2007
 
2.
Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
 
3.
to slurp a girls vagina and lick it
i am going to slurple that girls vagina
by riccardo3 September 02, 2007
 
4.
noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.
by Holy Heartfailure August 20, 2007
 
5.
It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.
In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.
by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004