1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.
*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.
Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.
These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to email@example.com.
Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!