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Slumberjam 

(adj.) The dryness of the mouth (aka. cotton mouth) after smoking a blunt... or two.
I need a drink, i got that slumberjam.
Slumberjam by Rom Fernandez August 14, 2007
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slumberjack 

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.
Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.
slumberjack by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumberjack 

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.
" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."
Slumberjack by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Summerjam 

A song that represents the spirit of summer, and all of the heat and activities that happen during summer. A song that makes you sit up and say, "Man - that is my JAM!"

There is no hard and fast rule that defines a summerjam, but when you hear it, you know.
Rump Shaker may be the quintessential summerjam of the ages.

The Gary Jules version of Mad World is too serious, It's definitely not a summerjam.

It's really easy to point to almost any Jay-Z song and point it out as a summerjam.
Summerjam by tylernon June 29, 2011

Slumberjacking 

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.
Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.
Slumberjacking by anonymous May 20, 2022

slumberparty surprise 

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.
Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.
slumberparty surprise by TUFM October 12, 2009

Slumberjack 

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.
Slumberjack by Creamy G April 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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