A slorcubie is someone containing equal parts (more or less) slut, whore, cunt, and bitch. Usually used as a synonym of "ex-girlfriend" or "that girl that gave me crabs." If a slorcubie is sufficiently obese, she may be referred to as a slorcubie orca.
"Slorcubie at one o'clock! Stand up before she sits on your lap!"
by seraphonica January 09, 2009