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n. An individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock shit over with.
Kevin: Jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!

Colin: Dude sloptapus
by ROONSKER April 16, 2011