by Handyandyoz May 23, 2017
A word used to describe a female (can be used to describe males but it’s mostly reserved for females) who has a sloppy presentation or sloppy tendencies.
A sloppobotamus is messy, can’t dress, doesn’t look put together, lives messy, and generally just all over the place.
For example-
A female who sleeps around and has no issue with jumping from man to man is a Sloppobotamus.
A female who doesn’t know how to dress for her body and/or occasion that she’s attending, like wearing shorts or skirt that DON’T FIT either length wise or around the waist causing extreme and unwanted muffin top and a top with no bra causing her sagging boobs to just go everywhere, messy hair or unbrushed/non-styled wig/weave, or just looking like a tasteless hot mess, is a Sloppobotamus
A female who when drunk can’t hold her liquor, poorly attempts to dance, can’t keep her clothes on, tries to make out with everyone, and always falls down.
A female who constantly wears heels but can’t walk in them and ends up looking like a Clydesdale horse.
OR
A female who can NEVER seem to have her shit together, always running late looking frazzled for no reason, has a messy home but never makes an effort to clean or pickup, just constantly gives off messy anxiety ridden energy is a Sloppobotamus.
A sloppobotamus is messy, can’t dress, doesn’t look put together, lives messy, and generally just all over the place.
For example-
A female who sleeps around and has no issue with jumping from man to man is a Sloppobotamus.
A female who doesn’t know how to dress for her body and/or occasion that she’s attending, like wearing shorts or skirt that DON’T FIT either length wise or around the waist causing extreme and unwanted muffin top and a top with no bra causing her sagging boobs to just go everywhere, messy hair or unbrushed/non-styled wig/weave, or just looking like a tasteless hot mess, is a Sloppobotamus
A female who when drunk can’t hold her liquor, poorly attempts to dance, can’t keep her clothes on, tries to make out with everyone, and always falls down.
A female who constantly wears heels but can’t walk in them and ends up looking like a Clydesdale horse.
OR
A female who can NEVER seem to have her shit together, always running late looking frazzled for no reason, has a messy home but never makes an effort to clean or pickup, just constantly gives off messy anxiety ridden energy is a Sloppobotamus.
(Group of friends at a club or party sizing up other girls in the room)
Tina: Oh that girl over there talkin to Jay is really cute, I’m likin her shoes too!
Julissa: Definitely! Omg did you just see Lisa walk in?! Her dress don’t even fit and you can see where she colored over the scuffs on her heels!!
Tina: Who told her she looked good in that? And she still got the same wig on from the bar last night, looks like she slept in it. She just walked in her a whole Sloppobotamus.
(Seeing a female you know at the mall with her fourth guy this week)
“Damn, what a Sloppobotamus. She got no shame”
Tina: Oh that girl over there talkin to Jay is really cute, I’m likin her shoes too!
Julissa: Definitely! Omg did you just see Lisa walk in?! Her dress don’t even fit and you can see where she colored over the scuffs on her heels!!
Tina: Who told her she looked good in that? And she still got the same wig on from the bar last night, looks like she slept in it. She just walked in her a whole Sloppobotamus.
(Seeing a female you know at the mall with her fourth guy this week)
“Damn, what a Sloppobotamus. She got no shame”
by enjayeff June 2, 2019