Slopester 

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.

Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”

Slopester by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

slopstar 

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.

That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.

slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

smokester

a person who smokes all the time.

geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.

smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

slopestuffer 

when you try to stuff as many skiis up your ass in one minute

man last night I was so drunk, I attempted a slopestuffer

slopestuffer by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017