Sloosheded 

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

Sloosheded by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

slooshed 

to get really drunk

"man, i'm slooshed"

slooshed by jilldo December 27, 2003

slooshied 

Past tense of "Slooshy". To slooshy is to listen. To have slooshied is to have listened.

...as I slooshied I could imagine silvery wine flowing through a spaceship

slooshied by joe boswroth February 13, 2008

Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered

Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!

Sloothered by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006