sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.

With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.

by Adam Harigast February 3, 2005

Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.

Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.

by The Sloop Master April 22, 2010

Sloop

THE PAST TENSE OF SLEEP

I HAVE NOT SLOOP IN WEEKS

by PICKLE CHIN 69 May 8, 2019

sloop

a stoop that slopes down on an angle providing space for seating

Daniel sat on the sloop because there was no available seating.

by Halimah Harden May 27, 2008

SLOOPED

Slooped: To get screwed..
Slooper: Someone who regularly screws things up.

You got slooped.
That Daniel is a real slooper.

by USC-COLUMBIA October 1, 2007

Sloop

An indescribably rancid, thin sludge like material. Smells foul and is found in certain locations such as: Under the fridge, in the drain, in tubby kid's 'pits, and 7 day old coffee.

Do not eat the sloop.

Eugh, I found some sloop in my locker. I'm gonna order some HAZMAT people or something.

by Crunch Demon March 24, 2010