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Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.
"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."
Slompy by Ndrd January 21, 2009
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Tired or sleepy, going to bed.
I’m sLoMpY- I’m sleepy.
sLoMpY GaL- sleepy girl.
sLoMpY bOi- sleepy boy.
I’m going to sLomPs now- I’m going to sleep now.
Slompy by slompygal February 21, 2021
He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?
Slompy by slompador March 14, 2010
Small pony or small horse, kinda dorky, having a nerdy apperence.
My wife looks slompy.
Slompy by Burnt Trees December 31, 2010

Slompy Chompy 

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.
"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."
Slompy Chompy by [You'd know] May 24, 2021

Sloppy Dallas 

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
Sloppy Dallas by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
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