slodge 

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

slodge by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007

Slodge 

An onomatopoeic word describing the fit of one object inside another, especially in a sexual context. Comes from the sound made by lubricated flesh when creating a vacuum.

"Slodge it in."

"Just slodge it between those two."

"I gave her a good slodging last night."

"It made that delightful slodging sound."

Slodge by AlexBunny March 22, 2010

slodge 

N. An unappealing concoction of various household food items that forms a hot meal for the poor, lazy, or both.

Want to try my slodge? I used spaghetti, tuna, black olives, butter, eggs, and ramen beef seasoning.

slodge by Wurdzwerth November 5, 2010

Slodge 

The smelly, sticky, gooey, dirty, distinctive smelling, esturine mangrove mud, that settles, tidal layer by tidal layer, inside an abandoned boat wreck.

The slodge adhered to him tenaciously, and it's distinctive smell lingered long after he had left the wreck.

Slodge by Lipharam March 4, 2019

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon 

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster 

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

Sludge monster by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023