Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"
Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"
by HIV fries April 1, 2021