An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.
"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"
by realtalker798654 April 20, 2010
by GANGSTERBB June 30, 2019
last night bob slingalinged me
by awesomesauce6969 May 25, 2020