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Slingable 

Noun

A infant or toddler that can ride in a sling carried by his/her caregiver.
Example.

I gave my baby sling to Betsy. My son weighs 32lbs now, he's not slingable anymore.
Slingable by ACMAMA March 23, 2011
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Stinkable Molly Brown 

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

smangable 

A person of the opposite sex you wouldn't mind smashing AND banging, also known as smanging.
Me: Damn man, check out that girl by bar.
You: Yeah...she's definitely smangable. I'd like to see her nekkid.
smangable by rir1981 June 18, 2011

Slingblade 

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.
The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.
Slingblade by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

Slingage 

Coined by Zeus of the popular MMA site MiddleEasy, "it's a way to denote that a person has insulted someone by 'slinging' words at them."
Dude, you caught some major slingage!
Slingage by Bug Marley October 21, 2010

slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.
Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!
slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010