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Slamburger 

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.
Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.
Slamburger by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010

someburger 

Amazing burger joint in the Heights in Houston, TX.
I was in Houston and ate at Someburger, they are the best burger in the Heights
someburger by DosMas May 26, 2018

slamburger 

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.
Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.
slamburger by mixxerlol December 30, 2008

Slamburger 

To get uncontrolled, explosive diarrhea from eating bad dinner food (i.e. Denny's).
"You had Denny's last night."

"Yea, I've slamburgered all morning because of it."
Slamburger by Deathguy6 November 12, 2014

slamburger 

A type of hamburger sold at Denny's (a Restaurant Chain) thats texture feels like swallowing a giant load of jizz. Furthermore, the jizz-like substance lingers in your mouth and throat for that "just swallowed" feeling long after consumption.
person 1: "Oh man, this Slamburger looks good!"
person 2: "Dude, are you gay?"
slamburger by justiNOPE January 18, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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