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Slickdickery 

Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating
John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.
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clickdickery

The act of intentionally browsing the internet without a purpose or destination; wasting time browsing through websites.
I had two hours before my appointment, so I filled the time with clickdickery.
clickdickery by Shabba-Doo August 15, 2009
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SlickMickers 

A Person Who Can Not Keep Their Words/Promises.
Corvid Is Being a Total SlickMickers when it comes to Golf.
SlickMickers by DontTouchMyTaco April 26, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016