a legendarycreature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.
The greasy cream coloured stuff that comes out of a males japseye when said man is particularly excited. Man slime can be sprayed onto faces, eyes, tits, sheets and in extreme circumstances wiped on curtains.
Sophie popped round to see me on Sunday and when she got undressed I nearly Man slimed all over the gaff just by looking at her...
When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.
"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"