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sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.
sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

Sleepjaculate

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."
Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

sleestack 

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.
sleestack by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Sleepwalker (song) 

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.
Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

sleepbaked 

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
sleepbaked by Spaztic December 28, 2003

Sleepfucking 

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.
Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018