Sleemework

The act of doing homework while half asleep. Usually, the next morning, you have no clue when you did it, all that matters is that you have it ready for school, and you might possibly get a good grade for once.

Kid1: Ayee,do you happen to have the homework from Mrs.Riggle's class?

Kid2: Actually, I do! I sleemworked this junk.

or

Kid1: I wish I could sleemework like you.

Kid2: Yea, I know.

Sleemework by Marz Barzz March 13, 2010

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sleepworking

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

sleepworking by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

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sleepworking

Dragging your sorry a$$ through the workday after a heavy night of partying.

It's been a wild night! I'm sleepworking today...

sleepworking by ThetaDude July 18, 2013

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sleepworking

Sleepworking is a condition that occurs after long junkets of effort -- several all nighters in a row, or even one all-nighter, if sufficiently intense. Sleepworking looks and talks and sounds like being awake and functioning, but the sleepworker really is asleep inside and not registering anything that is going on.

"After last night's deadline crunch, I can't believe I hit 'reply all' to that crack about the boss. I must have been sleepworking."

sleepworking by Cranky Yankee July 17, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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