Slarf 

A word used to describe a sluty, easy woman. Similar to skeezer and can be used interchangeably.

That girl Bri is such a slarf.

Slarf by BirdtownSlang August 30, 2013

Slarf 

A slarf occurs when a member of either sex is performing a rim job on their partner, the partner then proceeds to fart in the others mouth while they inhale the gas in a slurping manner.

Last night Whoppie Goldberg was giving me a nice rim job and I slarffed right into her mouth

Slarf by Slarfee October 12, 2009

Slarf 

When a member of the opposite or same sex removes your dangle from any of their lower orifices and proceeds to slobber furiously.

The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.

"You wouldn't think so, but WOW Bridget knows how to slarf."
"It was kinda weird when she started slarfing all over my junk"
"I totally slarfed my boyfriend last night."

Slarf by Richard Pierce October 18, 2007

Slarf 

When you rub your sweaty balls and then shake someones hand.

That dick lick is such a sperm burper.I think i'll slarf him.

Slarf by RUPPLE STOPPLE March 3, 2003

Slarf 

Very bad food. Food that is badly prepared or of poor quality, slop. Commonly found in school cafeterias or on leftover night.

"Do I really have to eat this slarf?"

Slarf by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

slarf 

a synonym for Awesome. It is interchangeable with awesome at any time and in any place, situation or context.

Damn yo! Those fritters were slarf !

slarf by Robby Blancooo November 3, 2010

Scarfman 

Noted shortwave-radio hobbyist and well-respected attendee of the Winter SWL Fests held annually in Kulpsville, PA. As a maverick of cutting-edge fashion, he has made indoor scarf-wearing all the rage among the trendiest hipsters and tripsters of radio ghettos worldwide. Never satisfied with mere radio listening, he has personally logged several thousand serial numbers of every type of radio equipment ever produced. In addition to this exhaustive pursuit, he can be seen frequently recording audio clips of the forums presented at the Winterfests.

A true radio original..

As a sideline, Scarfman works with worldwide police departments and Interpol as a Stolen Radios Recovery Consultant, providing serial numbers that match with numbers provided to the authorities by the victims of radio theft.

Scarfman by The Unit "151" January 13, 2008