January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019
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a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*
by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020
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In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass
by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
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When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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