Top Definition
The swelling of the nolds after doing it in the back of cars, and in tents, or after having morning sex or having two person sleepovers.
May cause you to have nasty b.o., gross armpit hair, your period on prom night, greasy orange hair, an obsession with the same sex, and the urge to argue with people that are fat.
No cure.
Best friend must have skynolditis because she smells bad and wants my girlfriend.
by Dr. Carlizze June 11, 2010

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