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Pronounced sk-wah-mer

A name given to a girl that lies about partying in an attempt to make herself appear cool, thus giving guys whatever they want. She's a shit talker, liar and slut. She always has to have at least one person following her.
Girl: See that girl?
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: She's a total skwamer.
Guy: She's only fucked, like, 5 guys when she was single. Big deal.
Girl: You've just proven my point.
by Anti-Skwamer Society September 06, 2011

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