Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!
Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"
Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"
Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."
Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"
Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"
Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"
Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"
Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."
Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"
Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"
Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"
Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
by Josiah Munger August 26, 2006
Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
by Fart Prince October 4, 2015
Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.
by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021
by MuckyMike November 3, 2010
It’s when a man cuts across another persons jaw line then inserts his penis in the cut and fucks it till then receiver is dead
by YungSkullfuck69 March 20, 2019
When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 28, 2017
by tubular tits December 13, 2018