Top Definition
An incredibly greasy male, probably living with his parents, who never bathes and wears ripped black clothing; likely due to the belief that hygiene and non-wrecked clothing is "totally conformist"

Likely to have a ridiculous hairstyle, a face full of piecings, giant earlobe plugs, and a multitude of tasteless tattoos.
Jonny: Hey Billy, did you see that skrig?
Billy: You mean the smelly guy with a tattoo of a vagina-monster smoking pot?
Jonny: Yeah!
by Kefka_2million May 31, 2009

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