Skoold 

The act of teaching a lesson the hard way. A slogan or motto of Skoold Industries, LLC.

"If you don't keep your game tight, you're gonna get skoold."

"I skoold everyone on keepin' it real."

"You just got skoold."

Skoold by Skoold Kulture May 20, 2010

skoolie 

A school bus that has been purchased by a private owner and converted for some purpose other than hauling people around, such as RVing. Can be a very economical, cost-efficient means of obtaining an RV.

I bought an old school bus and turned it into an RV! Now, it is a skoolie!

skoolie by mamarley July 14, 2011

Skjöldr

First king of Denmark, purveyor of chaos.

GAAHH! OHH, YES! IT IS I, SKJÖLDR, FIRST KING OF DENMARK AND PURVEYOR OF CHAOS. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THIS BOY'S FRAGILE, FAT BODY, FOR MANY REASONS, ONE OF THEM BEING THAT HE BECAME TOO SWEATY TO CONTROL HIS OWN PSYCHE, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLIP IN AND TAKE OVER. THANKFULLY, I CAME AT THE RIGHT TIME, AS I AM HERE TO DEVOUR CHAOS AND CONFUSION, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL FIND PLENTY OF BOTH IN THESE SO-CALLED, "PRANK VIDEOS"!

Skjöldr by that motherfuckin like button April 20, 2018

2 kool 4 skool

When someone holds so much swag that not even the thickest of teachers can control them.

“He’s so cool”
“Yeah he’s 2 kool 4 skool”
(Talking about moto moto)

2 kool 4 skool by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

SKOODGE 

Verb
To use or take something without permission

"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."

SKOODGE by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018

Invader Skoodge 

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.

Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.

Invader Skoodge by The Fiend March 9, 2004

skoodilypoop 

A term phrased by John Green in the Literature crash course. Means to have sex

Romeo and Juliet were having pre-marital skoodilypoop

skoodilypoop by dovahk11n May 17, 2018