Sknoork

A combination of a fork, spoon, and knife, along with one mystery item. It was created by the creators of the Maris(s)a Show, a web show about two very entertaining girls named Maris(s)a, who often are troubled by having to use 3 untensils at the dinner table instead of just one, thus the Sknoork was born.

Plural form: Sknoorks
Past Tense: Sknoorkwed

Fred: What was that!?
Maris(s)a: You just got Sknoorkwed.
Fred: Awesome!

Maris(s)a: Are you interested in purchasing a Sknoork?
Ben: No.

Sknoork by The Maris(s)a Show April 22, 2011

snoork 

verb; adj
1: to laugh-snort; to stifle a laugh that explodes from your nose; uncontrollable laugh response suppression that may result in a spray of spittle at another person, computer screen, cell phone
2: a snoork most often is a physical response to a writer's well written words of hilarity
3: a snoork may happen at a business meeting, funeral, lecture, or other event in which humor is not appropriate but inevitable because of awesomely bawdy friends

At the meeting, my coworker made me snoork when he muttered under his breath that the boss must have her thong on backwards because she was acting like a miserable hagtwat.

snoork by @DeityDebauchery May 15, 2014

Sknoocked 

Verb- it is a time you fall sleep when you fall alseep right away after being high or drunk.

Brian came home from the and sknoocked

Sknoocked by Danny_4969 August 15, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016