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Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
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Slortcho 

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.
1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!
Slortcho by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011
cross of a slut, whore, and bitch.
also lately refered to as my old lady
That fucking slortch was with another guy again last night!
slortch by disgruntled July 29, 2003
A term combining the words, "Slut" "Whore" and "Bitch" by taking the Sl from "Slut", the or
from "Whore" and the ch from "Bitch"

Used to describe a person unfavorably.
Jeff's sister is such a Slortch
Slortch by Netami March 25, 2003

splortch 

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.
I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.
splortch by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

sklartching 

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.
I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.
sklartching by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023