by Claret Badger October 15, 2003
Also see Chav... person who only associates with people of their own kind and hangs around in groups at bus stops, harassing people for cigarettes or money. Fears anyone who looks and acts different and must therefore mock and ridicule in a very crude fashion. Has not the mental capacity to question life or existence so must resort to shouting, violence or buying bling from the exotic Elizabeth Duke collection at Argos. A person you want to be life long friends with, immediately...
(Skitter) - "Gi's a fag"
(Person) - "Sorry, I don't smoke."
(Skitter) - "Wot the f**k you doing you stupid c**t... f**kin w**ker. You f**kin look at me again and I'll beat your f**king face in... c**t..."
(Person) - "I think I'll walk instead"...
(Person) - "Sorry, I don't smoke."
(Skitter) - "Wot the f**k you doing you stupid c**t... f**kin w**ker. You f**kin look at me again and I'll beat your f**king face in... c**t..."
(Person) - "I think I'll walk instead"...
by SuzieWong September 7, 2008
by Sandiego Gammel March 17, 2006
the brown marks that you get in the back of your tighty whities after you take a shit and dont wipe your ass right. if you continuously poke your ass you will definitely develope a skitter.
by valleysider July 24, 2010
The person across the street burning the tire and the fridge 3 feet from the road, causing 7 foor flames and black smoke.
by blindboy October 22, 2003
An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
by Roast Beef July 3, 2006