Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD
LOCAL FARMER
LOCAL FARMER
by skipper11111 October 20, 2020
by x-funfairgirl-x December 1, 2007
An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.
by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014
stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
by teh armpiester April 16, 2008
by T.Skipper May 29, 2009
<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
by Katya7666 January 16, 2006
by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021