<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!