Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.

Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008

skiddle

To talk incessantly, usually as the result of the consumption of hashish,amphetamines or alchohol.
Origin:east devonian youth slang circa 1985.

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by hoe-race November 11, 2004

skiddle

not a full fledged skid mark, but a little skid.

"omg, when my boyfriend dropped his drawers, i totally saw a skiddle on his tightie whities!"

by o2c5ft0 November 6, 2009

Skiddles

A synonym for skid-marks.

He had skiddles all on the back of his pants!

by J-Gurl June 25, 2007

skiddle diddle

1. any black girl that lacks hair in the middle of their head

2. a girl with an onytail (snatch-back ponytail that looks like a paint brush)

do you see that skiddle diddle? she ain't got no hair in the middle!

by Shalatabata Nae Nae December 28, 2010

skiddle skaddle doo

A convenient excuse for when one needs to abruptly leave an unwanted conversation or end a long-winded phone call.

See skedaddle.

Tyra: "I'm having such an emergency, my car broke down, and I can't go to the grocery store!"
Melville: "Really? You're kidding. Well I'm driving on the highway and can't talk right now. Got to go, or as Shaggy would say, skiddle skaddle doo!"

by Shaggy_Gangster_1992 February 7, 2018

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 9, 2018