Top Definition
-A married playboy that uses the internet to stalk squat. Boasts the ability to 'conceal' evidence from wife.
"Sketchy Peter you cant spend that much money to go to the VIP room with that stripper, your woman will find out!"

"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"
by Mista Grease October 10, 2005

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