Skeetboard 

On the way from point A to point B, doing so while "skeetboarding" would encompass numerous deviant acts toward the ladies in your passing time.

Yo nigga mang i just skeetboarded all over diz bitch on my way to muh boy tron house

Skeetboard by Mattie H January 20, 2009

Skeetboard 

The male sex organ as ridden during girl-on-top or cowgirl style sex.

"... and she spent the rest of the night riding my skeetboard"

"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"

Skeetboard by Strangehouse July 18, 2010

Skateboard 

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

Skateboard by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

Skateboarding 

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.

HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Skateboarding by 75283skate March 24, 2011

Skateboarding is not a crime 

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

Skateboarding is not a crime by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

Skateboard Alley 

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.

I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!

Skateboard Alley by howellnjroots May 18, 2011

palace skateboards

BEST FUCKING BRAND EVER.
BETTER THAN POLAR AND SUPREME.

palace skateboards is the brand name.

just copped a palace jumper.
my palace skateboard has so much pop.
seen so many palace skateboards in slam city.

palace skateboards by DOLPHINZ September 22, 2013