Skeet Cred 

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

Skeet Cred by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012

sheet cred 

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

sheet cred by formicah February 21, 2011

skeet credit 

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

skeet credit by D. Evans December 1, 2013

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

skeetered by deckhand February 23, 2010

Skeetched 

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

Skeetched by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011

Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

Skeetered by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

Skeetered

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I'm so skeetered right now girl.

Skeetered by Officall smurf May 17, 2018