steamy sizemore 

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).

Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.

steamy sizemore by HansDude October 16, 2008

sizemologist 

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

sizemologist by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Siemon 

Siemon is a handsome dude who's a bit crazy. But he is a boss at making friends all over the world. He can easily get in love with girls but is ashamed to say it

Siemon is a special name and its never been used

Siemon by Someone and no one November 8, 2019

sidemon 

A sidemon is one who is off to the side. The characteristics usually include stupidity, submissiveness, shiestiness, and sexual ambiguity.

Dave stole my stapler!
What a sidemon.

sidemon by Israel Johnson August 7, 2007

Sizemanship 

When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.

“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”

“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”

“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”

Sizemanship by Pearljamandspam May 24, 2021

sizemore

-v- To fornicate in a less than gentlemanly manner.

1. Dude, she got sizemored in that movie!
2. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna sizemore your mouth.

sizemore by eyeloveme September 24, 2005

grady sizemore 

The hottest center fielder in baseball. He plays nasty defense, can hit the ball, and can steal bases. He produces in every category. He was born Aug. 2, 1982. He was born in Seattle. He is 6ft 2in 205lbs. Nice skin. (hes half black) brown eyes, a smile and dimples that make you melt, and curly hair you want to run your fingers through and yea how about that body and booty WOO! WHAT A HOTTIE!

Grady Sizemore is HOT!

grady sizemore by Fatima24 June 20, 2007