Sisquatch 

An ugly sister, whether it be your own sister or the sister of a friend.

A sisquatch often displays manly physical features, such as a pronounced jawline, broad shoulders, or large muscle mass throughout the body.

"Hey, I just found out that Tony has an older sister!"

"Well, is she hot?"

"Nah, she's a total sisquatch. You're gonna want to stay away from this one."

Sisquatch by N2MT December 15, 2011

Squatcho 

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

sasquatch homies 

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.

"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"

sasquatch homies by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013

squatch taco 

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016