|1.||Sioux City Sailboat|
A conjunction of a robust mullet and its wearer on a skateboard or other wheeled vehicle, usually on a very windy day.
Steve: You're here early today, Jethro.
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!