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Derisory term applied to someone as a consequence of their disappointing or unfulfilling sexual performance.
"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".
by Bill Wankly July 17, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater
Come down here you little Single Speeder!!
by FLiveroay June 08, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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