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When two people are tracking to such a degree that they text one another at the same time, about the same thing.
Text sent: Wish you were here for afternoon break.
Text received: Missing afternoon break with you today.
.......................................................................................
Text sent: Bah, we just simultexted each other
Simultext by Cool_Beans October 7, 2013
a text message received from the person to whom you are in the process of composing a text message for, often with similar if not identical content.
i was texting bob to ask about the possibility of kicking a hobo tonight, when he simultexted me to ask the same thing.
simultext by japchan March 10, 2009
getting one or more person to text the same person the same thing at the same time, leaving them very confused with a potentially frozen-up phone
"We Simultexted him. Everyone sent the message, 'Heyy Sexy ;D' at the same time. He was really confused. We succeeded."
SimulText by Mikayla S. March 29, 2010

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
simultexting by smenjas September 17, 2013

Simultate 

To simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. To experience together.
Hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.
Simultate by detox December 24, 2003
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