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Two separate text messages sent to each other by the same two people simultaneously.
I received a simultext from Melissa when I invited her to come out to the concert with us. She asked what I was up to this weekend.
simultext by Nicky Noko March 30, 2009
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When two people are tracking to such a degree that they text one another at the same time, about the same thing.
Text sent: Wish you were here for afternoon break.
Text received: Missing afternoon break with you today.
.......................................................................................
Text sent: Bah, we just simultexted each other
Simultext by Cool_Beans October 7, 2013
a text message received from the person to whom you are in the process of composing a text message for, often with similar if not identical content.
i was texting bob to ask about the possibility of kicking a hobo tonight, when he simultexted me to ask the same thing.
simultext by japchan March 10, 2009
getting one or more person to text the same person the same thing at the same time, leaving them very confused with a potentially frozen-up phone
"We Simultexted him. Everyone sent the message, 'Heyy Sexy ;D' at the same time. He was really confused. We succeeded."
SimulText by Mikayla S. March 29, 2010

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
simultexting by smenjas September 17, 2013

Simultate 

To simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. To experience together.
Hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.
Simultate by detox December 24, 2003
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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