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Simul-Text 

A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.
Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
Simul-Text by boi-1-da July 6, 2011
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simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).
I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.
simultexting by smenjas September 17, 2013
Two separate text messages sent to each other by the same two people simultaneously.
I received a simultext from Melissa when I invited her to come out to the concert with us. She asked what I was up to this weekend.
simultext by Nicky Noko March 30, 2009
When two people are tracking to such a degree that they text one another at the same time, about the same thing.
Text sent: Wish you were here for afternoon break.
Text received: Missing afternoon break with you today.
.......................................................................................
Text sent: Bah, we just simultexted each other
Simultext by Cool_Beans October 7, 2013
a text message received from the person to whom you are in the process of composing a text message for, often with similar if not identical content.
i was texting bob to ask about the possibility of kicking a hobo tonight, when he simultexted me to ask the same thing.
simultext by japchan March 10, 2009
getting one or more person to text the same person the same thing at the same time, leaving them very confused with a potentially frozen-up phone
"We Simultexted him. Everyone sent the message, 'Heyy Sexy ;D' at the same time. He was really confused. We succeeded."
SimulText by Mikayla S. March 29, 2010

simultextapathy 

When you send a text to someone who is texting you at exactly the same time.
Omg...we just had simultextapathy!
simultextapathy by zwernebug April 20, 2016
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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