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Simranjit 

A Punjabi sex god whose milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
"I hope my parents arrange me to marry Simranjit. I've heard he is a freak in the sheets. He is basically the Punjabi Kamadeva."
Simranjit by Meowmeowz August 21, 2013
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Simranjeet 

Beautiful. Incredible. Smart. Neverthesame. Breathtaking.

Are sensitive most of the time but can be bitchy when needed.

The best friend you can ever ask for.
Simranjeet is my best friend

simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.
Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.
simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.
Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.
simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012

Simranjeet 

Simranjeet
A wild man with a big beard and large ding dong. He has a lot of passion for women and a big heart for dinosaurs, he shares a big heart for conservative party. Nicknames, simranjit, simran.
If you have any relation to this specimen then feel proud and blessed. A man who has courage to say anything to your face and has love for many women
I want beside me Simranjeet
Simranjeet by Ariana Grande xx November 6, 2021
This mf will drop your dad and fuck your mom. He wasn’t born he gave an appearance in this world and is an absolute war god.
Holy shit simarjit is coming
Simarjit by anonymous November 23, 2021
The most perky person ever. Loves puns and making people laugh. Love sports and anything active .
Stop being a Simarjit
simarjit by Jj123panda February 14, 2017
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