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Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
Simpsational by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020

Sistinas 

1. (proper noun) A fantastic, melodic song by heavy metal group Danzig.

2. (proper noun) An extremely rare first name for a female.
Sistinas is one of the girls on my school's basketball team. Did you hear Sistinas on the radio yesterday?
Sistinas by Aspen Martha Focker January 12, 2011

simpsonian

adj. 1. Pertaining to the TV show "The Simpsons". From the Simpsons and -ian, a common adjective suffix.
2. (often cap. S) A museum dedicated to Simpson paraphenalia. From Simpson and Smithsonian, the institution that runs many of the museums in Washington, D.C.
1. "No one has a greater amount of simpsonian knowledge than John; he watches the show everyday."
2. After visiting the Flintstones Museum, the family went to the Simpsonian, where they saw original storyboards.

Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina 

Wow its a very nice day today i think i will have gay butt sex with Šeki in skupstina
Im gonna have Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina

Simpstinct 

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment
Be sure to use your Simpstinct.
Simpstinct by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021

simpamina 

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.
Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
simpamina by Bookfinder May 25, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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