possibly the biggest, gaping, no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars ever; see blink 182 and good charlotte
simple plan, time to move out of daddys house, and learn how to play music. how is your life so fucked up, you dont support yourself...
by KDIZZO March 12, 2005
A pathetic excuse for a band. MTV made this band popular, many "punk rockers" like this band and go around screaming about "how hot the lead singer is" Simple Plan formed their so-called-punk band to show how "rebellious" and "punk" they are...it didn't work.
by DrFrankNFurter January 30, 2004
Simple plan, just like all gay punk rockers all suck big ones. They only appeal to 12 year old kids, who have such a horrible life because they cant go to the mall and buy new clothes or get a new video game. ever since going to africa and east asia on medical mission trips, when i see these types of people stand out. Obviously Punk rockers arent the only ones who are spoiled, but they sure do whine about it. Oh yah, they are canadian too. who likes canada? what good do the do? Hockey? Hockey has no scoring. very retarded.
by matthew m. August 30, 2005
A band that is widely hated by those who misunderstand it. They sing for others to relate to the song, but don't write songs that relate to their personal life, except for a few love songs (ex: Jet Lag). Canadian pop/punk band that is well loved by many.
"Did you hear the new Simple Plan EP?!"
"Yeah! Fire In My Heart is amazing! They've really gotten better since their first few albums!"
"Yeah! Fire In My Heart is amazing! They've really gotten better since their first few albums!"
by fireinmyheart December 24, 2013
A French Canadian pop punk band. Okay, contrary to before definitions, they are not a bunch of whiners who whine about being rich. Their songs are for the people who listen to them--for people who relate to them--they're not singing because they think they have sucky lives. Just because those before have small and simple minds, that doesn't mean we all do, thankfully. Simple Plan-- if you would care to pay attention--has a charity for all teen related issues. Is that just caring about their lives or is that saving hundreds of thousands of teens lives? Chew on that, jack holes! Guys who diss Simple Plan are exactly like how they describe them-- they complain about how hard their life is-- when it's not hard at all and they probably bully everyone they can. BTW SP gives teens and kids with serious problems someone to relate to-- makes them feel like there is at least some people who understand what their going through. But, I'm guessing you haters wouldn't--nay!--couldn't be that sensitive, caring, and empathetic to give these kids who have had unfortunate events happen in their lives comfort, hope, or love, or understanding. Because you pretty much only look out for#1: your f**cking self! Well, some people wanna help these kids, and I don't think you should diss them for being a better person than you!
Dumbass Simple Plan Hater: Oh a charity dedicated to kids with problems-like depression and suicide-what a waste of time. They can just get over it!
Down-to-earth Simple Plan Lover: You're an idiot! You can't just get over depression and suicide! It's not just a cry for attention! It's a serious sickness and they need help. Why don't you try being at least a little more sympathetic and empathetic, you f**cking moron!
Down-to-earth Simple Plan Lover: You're an idiot! You can't just get over depression and suicide! It's not just a cry for attention! It's a serious sickness and they need help. Why don't you try being at least a little more sympathetic and empathetic, you f**cking moron!
by simpleplan#1fan December 3, 2013
Noun: *N Sync with a few guitars. Simple Plan is a quote-unquote "rock" group who sing about being mad at their dads. They were born in Canada, but came to The USA to brainwash middle school kids into thinking that they are punk. They perform worldwide giving hope to teenagers everywhere-- if you've bought at least one T-shirt from Hot Topic and have spiked your hair, you're punk. For real punk see: The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Screeching Weasel, Greenday. Hell, even Bowling For Soup's pre-MTV material. See similar: Good Charlotte.
Simple Plan is for adolescent Hot Topic-shopping, acne-fighting, suburban & snobby mall rats who either suffer from sleep deprivation or take Ritalin more than twice a week.
by Anthonu January 7, 2005
SIMPLE PLAN is a pathetic pop band that formed in 1999. They're constantly ridiculed for their fagged up lyrics. I totally agree with this because all they ever "sing" about is how dumb their life is, & how their girlfriends dumped them because they found out they were gay and that they have vaginas.
SIMPLE EFFING PLAN MEMBERS:
PIERRE BOUVIER: Insufferable lead singer, enjoys making childish and obscene gestures with his stubby hands.
JEFF STINCO: Pfft! More like STINKO. He's the "lead guitar" in the band. He's also the egg head with the girly face and abnormally big earrings.
CHUCK CORNEAU: This one attempts to drum in the "band".
SEBASTIEN LEFEBVRE: Yet again, merely attempts rhythm guitar while failing miserably.
DAVID DESROSIERS: Tries much too hard to play bass guitar. He's the wearer of queer try hard emo haircuts and girl's jeans. Yeah, real cool David.
Even though they suck so badly, Simple Plan still (very sadly) has a large audience of mainstream teenyboppers with no taste in actual music.
PLEASE, TAKE MY ADVICE. DON'T UNDER ANY CIRUMSTANCES (EVEN BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH) LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN.
SIMPLE EFFING PLAN MEMBERS:
PIERRE BOUVIER: Insufferable lead singer, enjoys making childish and obscene gestures with his stubby hands.
JEFF STINCO: Pfft! More like STINKO. He's the "lead guitar" in the band. He's also the egg head with the girly face and abnormally big earrings.
CHUCK CORNEAU: This one attempts to drum in the "band".
SEBASTIEN LEFEBVRE: Yet again, merely attempts rhythm guitar while failing miserably.
DAVID DESROSIERS: Tries much too hard to play bass guitar. He's the wearer of queer try hard emo haircuts and girl's jeans. Yeah, real cool David.
Even though they suck so badly, Simple Plan still (very sadly) has a large audience of mainstream teenyboppers with no taste in actual music.
PLEASE, TAKE MY ADVICE. DON'T UNDER ANY CIRUMSTANCES (EVEN BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH) LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN.
by Anna says: Don't listen to Simple Plan whatever you do. Please! June 5, 2006