noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program
I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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