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a Russian guy with a HUUUUGE ego who used to drive a volvo but doesn't anymore because it made weird noises that scared him when the drove it. He also giggles like a little girl when you text him because the phone vibrates in his pocket and it tickles. Somovonians also owe all of the happiness in their lives to the short italian/awesome ginger girls that befriend them.
That guy's ego is so big; he must be a Simovonian.
by Deer God April 01, 2011

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